Dear Luckiest Readers in the World,
This week, you get a double dose of Mr. Casula (scroll down for Casual Fridays). I give you a marginally/debatably interesting video interview with the queen of the ski-haters: Brooke Geery of Yobeat.com. She managed to not only make me look like Sloth from the Goonies, but also managed to alienate the entire wakeboarding community in one fell swoop.
As you’d expect from hatemongers- the Yobeat office is located above a vegan bakery…that happens to be exactly one block from another vegan bakery cafe…white people.
Disclaimer: Brooke doesn’t actually hate African Americans OR Christians. Click the links for proof.
my bakery is not one block away from another vegan bakery. quit spreading lies.
Snowboarding is pretty fucking bad these days. I’m going to start skiing, biathlon style. I’ll bring jeans to that scene too.
Meat Cheese Bread is a vegan bakery?
I believe Chris is referring to red and black which is actually a vegan coffee shop not a bakery. Silly skiers
^Correct.
We at BroBomb are committed to journalistic excellence.
Official retraction: “…that happens to be exactly one block from another fine establishment that attracts self-important hipsters.”
My sincerest apologies,
Chris
“I heard they are changing they name of snowboarding to Shaun-Whiting.” oh yeah
hahaha I dont even need to watch the video to let all of you know out there who think wakeboardings polluting :
You need to think about how you all make it up the mountain : with CARS! and theres a lot more cableparks and system 2.0.s coming up every month all around the world! working with electricity not putting out any CO2!
so there!
I love wakeboarding and Im sticking to it !
Hey Norbi. I was actually just kidding about the whole “wakeboarding causing global warming thing” but calling me fat on the message boards is a good way to get your foot in the door… way to go.
Man oh man, the Bro Bomb keeps getting better.
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