Comments on: Energy Booze

By: Nathan Hasler-Brooks

Nathan Hasler-Brooks — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 15:40:08 +0000

That is funny. I think I might buy some of that stuff and feed it to my crazy pitbull and then have her pull me on my longboard.

If this stuff is going to become illegal we should consider stocking up on the stuff. Hey it would be more tangible than the gold standard.

By: SickOne

SickOne — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 04:41:20 +0000

There’s also wormwood in 4loco which gives a more cracked out experience. I have seen a kid slam 2 in a row before then puke his brains out but I love the shit. I go grape

By: Trevor

Trevor — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 19:01:06 +0000

I had one of the Raspberry Lemonade variety. I would describe the sensation akin to blowing a line of pixie stick whilst shotgunning a Sparks. Four loko is the present; Sparks is soooo two years go… The fact that Justin drank two is nothing short of disturbing.

By: Photo

Photo — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 18:27:27 +0000

the full timeline of my fourloko experience during the spain germany match is forthcoming. it definitely puts a fire in your belly but if don draper can’t sell horsemeat as dogfood, this shit is a lost cause.

By: Justin

Justin — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 14:01:36 +0000

well, i was granted the luxury of enjoying (?) some four loko this weekend while celebrating amurika’s birthday. i had the lemonade and watermelon flavors. the lemonade was tolerable; watermelon was a struggle with every sip. the stuff definitely causes a different kind of drunk, kind of like if you gave a five year old a bunch of pixie stix and had them wash it all down with a shot of moonshine.

By: Rogge

Rogge — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 02:58:33 +0000

I shotgunned a Sparks one time on The Ski Show. I’m pretty sure I almost gave birth to a gremlin the next day.

By: Freedle

Freedle — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 23:24:20 +0000

Ingredients:
-8 parts condensed malt liquor serum
-6 parts Fanta
-3 parts scorpion blood and/or venom
-1 part crystalized adderall
-1 part natural flavors

By: steve

steve — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 13:55:06 +0000

haven’t tried four loko but after discovering the belligerence caused by JOOSE (same gig, 24 oz, 12% abv, loads of caffeine), i think i’m going to hold off on this one. something about going nearly blind and having the urge to throw haymakers at inanimate objects makes me seriously question the intentions of products like these.

By: Sweet Jesus

Sweet Jesus — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 18:11:01 +0000

Holy motherfucking shit, that is where it’s at.

By: Barberdude

Barberdude — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 17:20:58 +0000

Chad: not sure where you live, but in Philly Sparks is still full of alcohol and the free drink of choice given out at all the dance parties.

I want to go on a Four Loko brewery tour and see how they make this crazy poison!