What was previously posted in this space was not true. For a definition of the word “fiction” that appears in the title, please see below:
fic·tion
–noun
1.
the class of literature comprising works of imaginative narration, esp. in prose form.
2.
works of this class, as novels or short stories: detective fiction.
3.
something feigned, invented, or imagined; a made-up story: We’ve all heard the fiction of her being in delicate health.
4.
the act of feigning, inventing, or imagining.
5.
an imaginary thing or event, postulated for the purposes of argument or explanation.
Nice job Hartley. I suppose this means the ball is in my court now? Game on, Sucker.
The part about the shower of booze and coke… that’s true, right?
So you both rode that moped to Hella-Latte?
Hartley I’ve been curious as to why you guys havent been posting. This site is one of the few I check on the daily involving skiing, along with a handful of other riders blogs. I was getting sick of refreshing the dreadful daily news, zerohedge, vice(never REALLY get sick of that),skoften.net(perv out on some “tissue time”, doesnt get blocked since its a dutch site), and anything else that wasnt related to skiing since I have an unhealthy obsession with it. So to see a new blog here was a minor win in a day of losses. Your writing is solid, as is the rest of your contributors. With that said, what I would give to be in your position the day of. I dont condone violence in any way shape or form but for someone to physically attack another person for what amounts to nothing more then some innanet chatter is wildly childish, bratty, and no offense to my gay-thugs repping on the corner, but fucking HOMO son! I understand you couldnt do much to defend your self in effort to salvage your friends business relationship but that kind of behavior is unprofessional as fuck on that little f@gs part and homeboy deserves to get his. Simon, I’m sure youre reading this blog cuz youre a vain little @sshole , and hope you catch this comment. Youre a rich fucking brat. Talented, but a brat. Follow my IP address and come holler at me in jersey city ya circus midget. Let a blogger have his opinion and save your SKI ACADEMY schoolyard fight tactics for your slap fights with other summit county gangsters. Something tells me you knew this kid wouldnt come back at you for Rogges sake, or possibly because Hartley is an honest dude(honest enough to post his OPINIONS on you) who doesnt look like a scrapper and hopes to build a career in your universe, so you took your chance to flex your mini muscles, kegels and all, and rammed a dude in his chest with your bieber quaffed dome? You get paid to ski. Youre a $hit-stain of a celebrity thats only a little bigger then B.Pumper and Morpheus Montana Fisher. Who gives a fuck what a blogger, or commenter(me!) says. Stick to working on those triples, your wildly corny edits (that you paint you as the bratty little circus clown you clearly are), and continue dominating the figure skating section of a sport that is meant for some real rugged, grizzly bear buttfucking, mean mugging motherfuckers(its true! its not like it has ALWAYS been an elitist sport that only rich, pampered, white people enjoy! Paul Bunyon BEEN putting in bootpacks in the wild west of yesteryear) . Youre a great skier and I respect you hucking your meat to get that scrilla . You are also a pu$$y for the move you pulled in the hilariously, and exclusively Cali Slang, named Hella-latte. Give Hartley and apology and be a big man. Its the only time in your life you can ACTUALLY do that. God speed Brobombers and get back on that horse, sodomize it, and spit some hot fire back into the innawebs! Jon Olsons of the world need to be reminded they are NOT IMPORTANT on any level other then the competitions they created to celebrate their awesomeness!
this is what happens when im hungover as hell, angry im at work and bored as all hell….1500word innanet comment rant=mega loser. I lose
anger management classes AND reading lessons. Thanks for making the time go by for an angry jerk like my self. Smooches.
@Dan…haha, nice catch. It, ummmm, had a sidecar. Yeah, that’s it.
Ummmmmmm….what are we talking about?
@clueless http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzCukmO4fhg
What does that video have to do with anything?
nothing….and my regretful rant really had nothing to do with it either….so uh…yeah…im a dope…so sue me!
Wow, I really wish I’d seen what this was all about. Sounds exciting.
TurboAsFuck: As a suggestion, try using the return button as like, a one-two, or some solid roundhouse kick.