Well, the long-awaited, much-overhyped, and totally not an NS favorite Le Ville des Mortes is now upon us in all its thirteen minutes of amateur glory.  You will not find any future spins in this one, let alone any spins over a 360.

Having watched des Mortes a few times now, I can safely say that to be the best over-the-hill, amateur hack of a jibber ageing towards 30, you need:

1) To ski in jeans.

2) Get a bunch of tattoos.

3) Drink beer all the time.

4)  Hand plant.

5)  Boobs.

6) Have a good shifty.

7)  Splice in lots of funky old video since you can’t stack enough good ski shots to keep people entertained.

8)  More boobs and beers.

Keep shredding kids, it only gets better from here on out!