Our hyper-corporate corporate sponsors, Saga Outerwear, have demanded that we post this video of their team shredding at Mt. Hood this summer, or else they will revoke their sponsorship, burn our houses down, and then murder our loved ones. On that note, LOG ONTO SAGAOUTERWEAR.COM AND MAKE EVERY PURCHASE YOU CAN UNTIL YOU MAX YOU OR YOUR MOM’S CREDIT CARD OUT. Immediately. Then tattoo your face with their logo, and share on social media, and be sure to tag #sagafall #sagaregrets #sagaownsme and #soldmymomforasaga.
Now that we are done bowing to our corporate masters, we will defy their rule over our free expression by pitting their summer Mt. Hood edit against the summer Mt. Hood edit of cross-town Salt Lake rival, Surface Skis. I will even hyperlink Surface’s website. At any rate, these two factions of Mormonlandia have been in intense armed struggle in recent years over control of SLC’s various boroughs, which are all hooked on
crack ski gear and whoever controls the neighborhood supply dominates the market. The strife has resulted in multiple cases of arson, slain cattle, knife fights outside taco stands, and even a small arms battle in the Alta parking lot.
Only in Mt. Hood, which is safe, neutral territory, could the two co-exist peacefully. But that is all about to end. You readers/viewers/whatever you are must bring the battle off the streets and onto Vimeo and decide which faction pleases the whims of your conscience!!