We’ve been getting an uncanny amount of edits submitted from European IP addresses lately, and very few on the North American side of the internet. What’s the deal? It’s either:

A) Euros only understand the sarcastic yet copy-edited English babbled on this site instead of the mispelled drool populating most “Who’s the next Todd Walnuts???” threads on Newschoolers.

B) North Americans only care about Newschoolers

C) North Americans are lazy

It’s probably C). Yes, all you lazy bums in the Western Hemisphere; what the hell’s wrong with you?? Didn’t your mom buy you a GoPro for Christmas last year? Your general apathy and avoidance of hard work, and thus skyrocketing obesity, is probably why my healthy insurance premium just went up this year. Goddamn you all.

At any rate, the guy above all this ranting is Georg Stückler, and he wears skinny pants, has some cool moves, and can ski pow. Fantastic.

Up next is Alexander Tyron. He shows that he can do lots of park tricks at Val Thorens in his turquoise pants. Good on ya!