Hartman Joins Moment; Satan Worshipped

By Dunfee5 Comments

Breaking news that you would never see on Freeskier.com: Jon Hartman, the only park skier in history to pick up a new sponsor at 28, went to the Nevadan Riviera, also known as Reno, to be inaugurated into the Moment cult and sign his 20-year, $80 million contract. Activities included drinking wine out of water bottles, skiing park, and fernet shots. Alden Spence, Ryan Hackbarth, Jarrod Martinez, and even Carston Oliver joined in the fun. We assume that copious hailing of Satan also took place.

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5 Comments to “Hartman Joins Moment; Satan Worshipped”

  1. HOTPOSSIE says:

    If you hate what you see, are appalled and would like to express your displeasure then please direct your hate mail to – http://www.facebook.com/hotpossie

  2. jreilly says:

    lol’d so many times in this short write up. #neversober

  3. Big-Tink says:

    I like Hot Possie

  4. Satan says:

    DO MORE SWITCH UPS!

  5. clownbaby says:

    this is going to be the best season ever!!!

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