So for today’s Armed Am Edit Battle we’re asking you to take a step back and imagine a snowless apocalyptic hell Earth in which skiing is either not possible or forbidden. In order to get your adrenalin fill, you have to choose from two hobbies that would be really tough to admit to to ladies at the bar. Which would you choose?

Extreme pogo-sticking?

…or trike drifting? Keep in mind that just like these guys, you’d have to make up your own shitty themesong for your embarrasing edits.