Thomas Tikos-Kadji photo

Attention readers, trolls, and creeps: have you always wanted to voice your outrageous opinions about ski culture and pant sizes? Got a local shredder (who wears tight pants) you think the world should know about? Got an article idea you’ve been dreaming to see up on the ‘Bomb? Now is your chance, o brothers (and the few sisters)! BroBomb is looking for reader submissions of any and all kinds.

We guess most of you are pretty serious ski nerds and a few of you might even get B’s in English class, so we want your content, photos, videos, written words, haikus (not really), and stream-of-consciousness rants. With the extremely low bar that was set this summer by our celebrity Guest Edit series, we’re hoping a few of you will feel encouraged to contribute.

What’s in it for you? Same thing that’s been in it for us since the beginning: no money, the ridicule and hate of fellow critical ski fans, and a few Facebook likes from your mom and one friend. If you can keep up with the dizzying pace of being a “regular” BroBomb contributor (i.e. going out of your way to write something once, maybe twice a month), we may even reward you with BroBomb schwag and some of the secret sponsor gear stash we’ve been hoarding in a hole we dug for it in the backyard and covered with cement.

Send all ideas (either an outline of an idea or a full story/photo gallery/video) to ryan @ brobomb.com. We look forward to seeing the garbage you send us!

*Also, we’ll be going over all the Best 180 of 2012 submissions sometime in the near future when we feel like spending half our day looking at your crappy submissions.