With Philadelphia anticipating possibly the smallest tickling of snow in the coming days, it’s time to whip the shovels out and shred one of the Seven Wonders Of the Jib World In Places That Sometimes Get Snow – the Philadelphia Art Museum. Stairs gaps, ledge “pillows,” rails of all kinds, wallrides… the possibilities are endless when the police are too fucked dealing with idiots crashing into each other in the snow to worry about some kids sliding a rail. Thank goodness reader Jake Krolick spent god knows how much time with a calculator and Final Cut calculating all the gaps and laying out a comprehensive blueprint to shredding the place…

In this video shot during the 2010 “Snowpacalypse,” all hell has broken loose! Everyone is sledding the steps and there’s a dozen people doing doughnuts on ATVs with not an authority figure in sight. ATVs?? What the fuck are you doing with an ATV in Philadelphia in the first place?

This video at least gives you an idea of what jibbing around the Museum might look like, although it would be a lot cooler if these frat boys snowboarders could land any move that didn’t involved a wasted sorority chick. Homies gotta take some lessons from Bradshaw/Magoon/MFM on how to STOMP those flat landings!