While Mt. Hood is only a ghost town in the winter months, populated only by Jeff Curry and some lift ops, come spring time it is Neverneverland for a host of young boys (and one girl) with no responsibilities, a car to sleep in, and diets revolving around peanut butter, tacos, PBR, and grease. If you’re currently living and working as a ski bum straight out of college, save up a tiny bit of cash for the Timberline spring pass and ski park all of May while camping in your car in the Mt. Hood parking lot for free. You’ll turn into one greasy sun of a bitch, but you’ll be skiing a lot of park when you’d otherwise be making no money and losing your mind during mud season back in your ski town of choice.