It’s about this time of year we should be writing about summer camps and where you should spend all of your awesome money to ski. Assuming you are old (late 20’s) like us and would never get in an airplane to go ride park (other than Big Bear), you should definitely go ski powder in Argentina this summer with Garrett Russell and have a totally rad time scoring fresh lines for days on end and then drinking really cheap, great wine and red meat.
But now that I’m done giving a nod to my former employer, I’m here to present the first ever BroBomb Signature Session at Windells. Tailored not to the mobs of rich children who sweat bullets for FlexFit hats from their favorite ski company but for the aging everyman skier who totally sucks at park skiing now but feels entitled to stay in the scene because they saw 13 on VHS. This Signature Session is not so much to improve your skiing but to master your sarcasm and bitter outlook on life while being associated with skiing. Here are the 10 principal activities of the Windells/BroBomb Collabo Totally Signature Session for the (assumed 25+) Cool Kids Only:
1) Maintaining your “over-it-ness” in the face of hundreds of children and their unadultered joy and enthusiasm for skiing.
2) Walking away for a solo smoke break when all the kids are clambering over each other to secure a brand new sticker.
3) Napping or reading The Economist until the kids crash from 9 hours of non-stop activity and then practicing backflips in the foam pit while no one is watching.
4) Watching ski edits together long enough to get you pumped for the next day, but not long enough to make it seem like you’re actually entertained by other people skiing.
5) Casually meeting the pro coaches while acting like you have no idea who they are.
6) Afternoon sessions trying to prove to the children campers why their heroes are idiots.
7) History classes explaining why the history of African-American culture is actually very much separate from that of modern-day skiing.
8) Very sporadic sessions on the hill working on straight airs in the halfpipe, 360 grabs, and maybe a backflip. BroBomb campers will have a separate lunch-time barbeque spot where the cool coaches will come to escape from the campers and the BroBomb campers can drink beers and complain about being in the presence of children.
9) As the most important quality of an aging action sports participant is to “get it,” lift rides will be spent talking shit about the one dude in the group who doesn’t get it.
10) Dressing in mad tall tee’s, skiing in the back seat, then signing totally stoked kids’ foreheads with a Sharpie claiming you’re Tom Wallisch.
The first annual BroBomb Signature Session at Windells is taking place between the Nevergonnahappenteenth of July and the Inyourdreamsteenth of August. Sign up never!













