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Why is _______ so popular? A poll.

Friday, August 27th, 2010

I’m no industry insider, but writing this blog has certainly given me a glimpse into things I didn’t know about our little ski world. Some stuff hasn’t surprised me, and other things have come as a bit of a shock. We all make different assumptions, so I’d like to find out what you’re all thinking.

That brings me to this weekend’s poll– What do you think is the biggest determining factor when a ski media outlet decides what skiers to cover? We’ve all heard and voiced complaints about the exclusivity of the group that gets coverage, but I’m curious to know what you all perceive to be the reason why so many good skiers are left out of the limelight. As always, feel free to add, subtract, or expand on the answers in the comments.

Over the weekend I’m going to try to get some quotes from folks who are or have been at the helm of major ski media outlets, and we’ll see how their perception lines up with yours.

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We’re Almost Back, and Consequences Will Never Be the Same!

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

Greetings. I feel like people are starting to trickle back towards skiing after taking a break for all their summer pursuits. Those of you who didn’t take a break and slogged through the quagmire that is the NS forums in the summer, well you brought it on yourself. We’re slowly getting back to business around here as well, and here are some updates as to what we’ve got in store:

Site redesign sometime around Labor Day. Matt put together a nice clean design that is a bit easier to use and leaves room for all you company owners who just can’t wait to advertise with us(right?).

Interviews! We spent our time off getting interviews from interesting human beings (and skiers) Mike Nick, Cody Townsend, and the mind behind the new GroupHome edit series.

Reviews, reviews, reviews. There’s tons of new product making its way to a website near you, and we’re here to review a very small portion of it. There will obviously be our usual video reviews, and we’re going to try to snag clothing/outerwear we think you’ll want to know about.

Snark, parody, and satire. Those words are better done than explained.

As a final warning, as you go back to trolling message boards, remember that the internet isn’t safe. They can always backtrace it. Consequences will never be the same!

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A Work of Fiction (Or is it [It is.]?)

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010

What was previously posted in this space was not true. For a definition of the word “fiction” that appears in the title, please see below:

fic·tion

–noun

1.

the class of literature comprising works of imaginative narration, esp. in prose form.
2.

works of this class, as novels or short stories: detective fiction.
3.

something feigned, invented, or imagined; a made-up story: We’ve all heard the fiction of her being in delicate health.
4.

the act of feigning, inventing, or imagining.
5.

an imaginary thing or event, postulated for the purposes of argument or explanation.
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Something Like a Lion

Thursday, July 8th, 2010

A new trailer for the Eric Iberg directed Tanner Hall doc “Like a Lion” just came out. It’s a strange and amorphous project that still defies any easy categorization by we of the snark blog persuasion, but things are getting a bit clearer. I’ve already covered my hopes for the project, so I won’t bore you with those details. At this point we can just be glad that Mik D and Candide actually got in front of a camera for interviews about Tanner. I wish Iberg would have lured them with an interview, but tricked them into actually skiing park in front of a camera again. Alas, every dream can’t come true.

I bet they didn’t get the name from this Decemberists song of the same title.

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Too Hot For Living

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010

It’s hot as nuts out there people. Weather like this makes me want to smack every moron that complains all winter and wishes for summer-heat-hell death to arrive sooner. We’ve noticed that your BB commenting habits have fallen off a bit, but who can really blame you? We can’t really muster up any snowthusiasm in this heat either.

temps

A couple of our more anticipated shred flicks have dropped trailers (Eye Trip and Come Find Us). Normally we’d have lots to say about silly developments like this, but GODDAMN IT’S HOT! So if your AC is working, do us all a favor and muster up the energy to offer an opinion or comment on skiing’s recent developments.  I’ve got to get my hands away from this keyboard before my skin melts.

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Happy Birthday Amurica!

Saturday, July 3rd, 2010

GUNS COLLAGE

Happy 4th of July weekend America. For you foreigners, this is a weekend of roman candles, bottle rockets, and other pyrotechnic pleasures. If you live in a place where folks tend to carry guns (the hood and Texas), it’s also a nice time to sit on your porch and listen to people celebrating freedom the old fashioned way—shooting at the sky.

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Energy Booze

Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

If there’s one thing BroBomb can get behind, it’s corporate sponsorship. We love that shit. As the voice of skiing’s little guy, we are constantly on the prowl for new opportunities to put your health at risk while putting some cash in your pockets. It’s a tough sell, but there are some products that are just a natural fit.

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We’re Going Viral!

Thursday, June 10th, 2010

brobombing collage

Skiing is great and all, but I’ve made it no secret that I’m in this for the money. We gave the snarky-ski-blogger thing a good college try, but my bank balance is lower than ever so something’s got to give. The obvious solution is to “go viral.”

This Bros Icing Bros thing seems like it’ll be cool for about two more days, so we’ve decided to make a spinoff to ride its coattails. You may have noticed that “Bro” is already in our url, so the name of our soon-to-be ultra popular game is “BroBombing Bros.” It takes the lighthearted brotacular fun of the original game and replaces it with gratuitous violence.

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Things I Wonder: Resort Toilets

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

toilet collage

Over the course of the past season I skied at seven different resorts that I can think of. They span from the smallest molehills of PA, to the frozen peaks of Vermont, and even some sunny Tahoe treats. The quality of the amenities varies drastically, from village wine bars and gastropubs to glorified cafeterias selling microwaved pizzas. However, the one thing you can be sure of is that the crapper will not be ski boot friendly.

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We Want Your Money

Monday, June 7th, 2010

world currency

Not too long ago, I bought the couch I am currently sitting on from Overstock.com. For about two weeks after that I had the pleasure of viewing the furniture selections at Overstock in a banner ad at the top of NS. I wish BroBomb had the technology of an ad server so I could just spy the shit out of your life and stalk your buying habits, but we don’t. So we’ll go the much less creepy route and ask you for input, just like those annoying survey takers at the airport (looking at you Sierra Club Denver).

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