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Dec 10

Tanner Hall (You Know What You’re Looking For) NSFW

By Jon Hartley1 Comment

So there are Tanner Hall self-taken nude pics floating around on the internet. They exist, and that’s probably how you found your way here today. BUT as we made the obligatory effort to find them, we actually stumbled upon something way more interesting.

It seems that the artist behind JustCuriousArtBlog was commissioned  to make this totally awesome illustration of Tanner. It’s way sweeter than the actual photos, which have that desperate, bad-decision vibe all over them. But before you click through, you should know that cartoon Tanner’s wang is hanging strong.

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Dec 05

Calling All Campers, RVers, and Freeloaders

By Jon Hartley2 Comments

We want your stories. First thing’s first: The gig pays in eternal glory, not cash. Second thing’s second: We don’t want gushing pieces about how a Bobby Brown fixation played some pivotal role in your unconscious sexual discovery phase.

What we are looking for right now are people who have slept in their cars, camped at a mountain, or (very unlikely among readers of a park rat blog) lived in an RV/trailer during a winter. I realize that this is much more a part of the TGR crowd’s lifestyle than it is in NS world, but we have a dream that someday park rats will grow up and actually take on some of the cooler elements of ski culture, bumming being paramount among them.

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Nov 16

AFP Rejects Dunfee! Occupy Wall Street Up in Arms!

By Ryan Dunfee5 Comments

A few of you noticed a video a little while back that I submitted for a contest to be the Content Manager for the Association of Freeskiing Professionals, skiing’s new body that will oversee all the park and pipe contests in anticipation of the upcoming Olympics, where the Russians are surely already underway bulldozing ethnic communities to build the boardercross course. With only 13 entries and everyone of them taking their dedication to skiing through dumped girlfriends and lost jobs way too seriously, I was spurred to action. If you saw the video below, it was clear I made every effort to make myself out to be a social pariah with dubious credentials and a bipolar personality.

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Nov 14

Ye Olde Boston Ski Show

By Ryan DunfeeNo Comments

Dunfee went to the Boston Ski Expo Weekend, unlike the horde of snow-starved tourists gawking over “mid-fats” and ski poles that snap right into your bindings for easy carrying and street-cred-free style, it only took him 20 minutes to get bored enough to act like an amateur Masshole Revolutionary War tour guide and make fun of hippies.

Nov 04

Free Friday: Bury The Hatchet

By Jon Hartley6 Comments

We once made an edit with a Canon digicam that got 500 views. It must be discouraging to put something like this together and only get that many. Here’s to a few more. Good Friday to you.

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Nov 02

Vote for Dunf!

By brooke2 Comments

One of my favorite ski journalists, Ryan Dunfee, has put himself in the running for that is being hailed as “the best job ever.” Through my skimming of the contest rules, I’ve determined it is actually an internship with a travel budget for the Association of Freeskiing Professionals, which sounds SUPER OFFICIAL. But I know Dunfee must want it, because he obviously put a lot of effort into this video, which after you watch, we’re sure you’ll click on over and vote for him FTW!

^^Click on that face to go make
^^Dunf’s dream come true.

Oct 03

Hello FIAT

By Jon Hartley1 Comment

Dear FIAT, we never knew you sponsored skiers. But we’re thrilled at the news. Given your reputation for greasy, unreliable, subpar vehicles, we would like to introduce Hot Possie. They are a perfect fit. The following is their season edit. It too is rather greasy, unreliable, and perhaps a bit subpar.

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Sep 26

Snowboard Icon Pat Bridges: Actually a Skier?

By Ryan Dunfee5 Comments

It appears Nike’s grasp and nominally corrupting influence (as goes the common rant) knows no limits these days.  Not only has action sports’ most feared marketing team dropped enough cash, or cartons of cigarettes, on Pat Bridges’ desk to convince him to ignore conflicts of interest and act in the most recent Nike ad promoting Danny Kass’ move to join both the boot and outerwear teams of Nike Snowboarding, but they also convinced him TO SKI.  While we love a confident joke pretty much all the time, we’re pretty sure the snowboard community must be up in arms at this outrage and insult to all the time they spent pretending to rebel from their parents, stickering weed leaf die-cuts to their snowboards, and hating on skiing.  On the other side of the coin, could this, along with the HappyPro crew, girl skiers dating snowboarders, and splitboards, signal the end of cross-stance animosity?  Could Bridges’ hockey stop on the Hood glacier (possibly done by a double) be the straw that broke the camels back???  We’re thinking no, but we invite you to weigh in on whichever part of this paragraph made sense to you. Continue reading this entry »

Sep 26

Argentignar

By Jon Hartley1 Comment

Dunfee gets the hat trick with three straight posts about his life and experiences. This is a little peek inside SASS’s last session in Argentina. There are some tiny dots and the front halves of skis doing some gnarly stuff in powder.

Sep 22

Dunfee Goes Cougar Hunting

By brooke6 Comments

Everyone’s favorite invalid Ryan Dunfee apparently scored himself some screen time in the classic straight-to-video movie “Cougar Hunting” during his stint as an Aspen ski bum. Since Jon will probably be upset I posted this, I’m offering a FREE YOBEAT BEANIE to the first person to spot and identify the time which Dunfee flashes across your screen in this amazing trailer! Make sure to use your real email so I can contact you when you win. Continue reading this entry »

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