Yo, yo, yo. There was going to be a post about a superhuman pipe jock Jon Hartman has discovered for me, but that will have to wait for now. There’s a shitload of dog hairs that need to be cleaned up, I’m looking for stupid Instagram and RSS feeds for lame resorts for another job of mine, and holy crap there’s waist-high waves at the beach and it looks like October outside. So you nerds will have to do with battling over am edit supremacy. Engage:

MSLM

Looks like Cole Drexler got kidnapped and forced to ski in the rain at some tiny hill in Ontario.

Hood Crew Adderal Hangover

Skiing’s self-proclaimed rowdiest crew taking to another rainy spot that shouldn’t rainy right now (thanks a lot, all of us and our carbon emissions!), with some solid bails in the mix. What happened to the dude with the awful Helly Hansen pants, though?