Matt got tired of staring at his new Line Darts, so he took to the streets to test them out.
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Tuesday, December 8th, 2009Real Deal Review: Pretty Good
Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009“Pretty Good” opens with an Ian Cosco skit that was funny when it was a Mike Myers skit, in “The Spy Who Shagged Me,” in 1999. There’s ironic facial hair that is probably LOL-worthy if you’re too young to grow any, and tons of homoerotic winks that are just safe enough to be bromantic.
The intro may be better suited to Van Wilder 4, but who really cares about intros anyway? What kind of loser would talk about an intro in a review? It’s the skiing that matters, and we all know that smaller budget productions like “Pretty Good” have ten times the creativity of the big dogs over at PBP and Matchstick. Right?
About ten minutes into the flick you realize you’re watching a Jr. Varsity version of EDIAS (or any other Poorboyz movie ever made). There are lots of switchups, conquered multi-kinks, BC wedges, and convoluted videopark creations. If you want some more details, just read that review and take it down a notch or two.
Love/Hate Refresh
Monday, October 26th, 2009
The original tag line for BroBomb was “Some Love, More Hate.” I’m glad we changed it, because I think all this writing has had a cathartic effect. I just can’t muster the old venom like I used to. I watched Refresh several times back to back and just couldn’t come up with a sufficiently long “Reasons to Hate” list…I’m sorry and I’ll try harder next year.
Reasons to Love Refresh:
- Warren Miller demonstrates that quality narration is like riding a bike; nearly a decade out of the game and he doesn’t miss a beat.
- For a sum total of 30 seconds, Will Wesson drops hammers like John Henry. If we didn’t get tons of him in Traveling Circus and Wild Stallions, this would be in the HATE column.
- Phil Casabon –dog tow-in and switch fifty on a concrete ledge– this Canadian has come a long way since the Plehouse days.
- Quebec’s concrete pyramids are introduced, slayed, and should probably be retired.
- Tom Wallisch straight handles the opening curtain. It makes me think of T Hall’s Session 1242 classic…I’m not saying he’s there, but damnit he sure has one in him.
- Did anybody notice that Talib Kweli is rapping about white kids who “want to be black kids, and talk like rappers” during Wallisch’s opener? I love subliminals.
- Delorme on that double stage Keystone jump. We can only watch and dream that our home resort would build something so fun.
- I could listen to Henrik speak his version of “gangsta English” all day.
- My younger brother has never seen a ski movie that didn’t have “too many powder shots,” but even he had to admit that Wiley Miller threw down. The butters, slashes, and 2 stagers keep it fresh. For the record, there was still too much pow for him.
- Not one comment about how friggen’ hard it rains in Alaska. Bravo!
Reasons to Hate Refresh:
- Ahmet Dadali holds poles less than a Mormon ex-stripper. Forcing him to hold them for this video just seems mean.
- Dear skiers with eyewear sponsors: A grown man should wear one of two styles of sunglasses: Aviators or Wayfarers. Notify your sponsors.
- Maybe one too many handheld-cam sing-alongs to “Just Like Living in Paradise”?
- Ahmet Dadali’s “NY” chain. Go PHILLIES!
- I’m sure that last Mammoth park shoot jump did wonders for ski-egos, but on film that sucker is the same as every other big jump that every other video crew filmed on. Get your doublecork-whatever in the bag and MOVE ON!
Real Deal Review: Wild Stallions
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009
Let’s get this out of the way up front—Wild Stallions, despite the neon and lightning laden logo—has absolutely nothing to do with Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey. If you’re anything like me, you feel slightly misled.

Conspicuously missing.
Luckily, this is one of few missteps taken by Geoff McDonald and co.
Let’s also get this out of the way: I knew I was going to love this movie before it turned up in my mailbox. One of the first things I heard about “WS” was that there would be a segment filmed at my very own home hill- Blue Mountain, PA. After that segment I’m left with the realization that there’s really no such thing as a shitty park, or a shitty mountain, only shitty skiers (read: me). Moving along…
In the past, I’ve neglected to buy the annual Meatheads’ flick until I’ve watched pretty much every other movie I could get my hands on. This is likely a function of the other studios’ relatively sizable marketing budget, and doesn’t speak at all to my expectations. Invariably, when I get around to watching them, I’m relieved. You see, as fantastic as Wild Stallions is, it’s also notable for what it isn’t. You will not find any of the following in Wild Stallions: overly saturated colors, mute grabbed dub cork 12s, embarrassingly irony-free mental masturbation , Alaskan first descents, JOSS footage, or awkward interactions between the cast and random Japanese ski resort employees.
If you’re bummed by the aforementioned, there are a number of films that are currently shipping that you’ll find at least “Pretty Good” or “Refreshing”. See what I did there?
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