The 2nd photo that came up in a search for “god of Instagram”
By Brody Leven
While no one will accept your apology for a late entrance to Instagram (“Oh, you don’t have an iPhone? Borrow money from your parents.”—Mitt Romney), I can at least offer fundamental guidance while everyone else scoffs at your lack of social media savvy with these Commandments of The Holy Game of Instagram, which I recently came across carved into the rock at the top of an unnamed Columbian peak.
The #selfie, part of Commandment #1.
1. Thou shalt never ski a fortnight without capturing some form of #selfie. Acceptable subjects include thy goggle reflection from a summit, skis and legs from a chairlift, or Myspace-style après in a lodge.