BroBomb » four loko http://brobomb.com Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:00:54 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Energy Booze http://brobomb.com/2010/06/energy-booze/ http://brobomb.com/2010/06/energy-booze/#comments Tue, 29 Jun 2010 14:58:45 +0000 Jon Hartley http://brobomb.com/?p=1938 If there’s one thing BroBomb can get behind, it’s corporate sponsorship. We love that shit. As the voice of skiing’s little guy, we are constantly on the prowl for new opportunities to put your health at risk while putting some cash in your pockets. It’s a tough sell, but there are some products that are just a natural fit.

loko vida

I’m proud to announce skiing’s newest phenomenon: Four Loko. This crap has everything a skier could want in a sponsor…bright colors, serious health risks, hood credentials, and ENERGY out the ass! We’re talking about 12% alcohol by volume and some taurine, guarana, and caffeine thrown in to beat your liver into submission. All those pussies with Snus sponsors will be totally jealous. There’s an added cool bonus due to its apparent popularity with the dirty punk rock squatter set, and its availability at my local corner bodega seems to suggest that the brown paper bag crowd digs it too.

You’ll need to send in your “sponsor me” tapes quickly as there are some rumors that the US government might be banning liquid crack in the near future. Make sure your tape is extremely extreme, none of that style shit. It’s gotta be club music, seizure inducing editing, and big stunts.

Here’s their address, if you’ve got the balls. Please, please, please tell me what they say when you send them your season edit.

Drink Four Brewing Company

1658 North Milwaukee Ave Suite 424

Chicago, Illinois 60647

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