Breaking news that you would never see on Freeskier.com: Jon Hartman, the only park skier in history to pick up a new sponsor at 28, went to the Nevadan Riviera, also known as Reno, to be inaugurated into the Moment cult and sign his 20-year, $80 million contract. Activities included drinking wine out of water bottles, skiing park, and fernet shots. Alden Spence, Ryan Hackbarth, Jarrod Martinez, and even Carston Oliver joined in the fun. We assume that copious hailing of Satan also took place.