Well, right now my employer’s website along with Freeskier and other like-minded snow sites are currently down due to a shitty hosting server that has for whatever reason dropped its coverage, sending marketing managers from Seattle to Claremont scrambling to complain about the lack of ads hawking their touring boots and performance fit. Mercury retrograde has been cited as a possible cause, or maybe the blame is to be placed on all those giant oarfish people are catching off the coast of California and then holding with their friends for a photo until the rare specimen suffocates (or whatever you call what happens to a fish out of water) and departs this Earth for a watery heaven somewhere else in the ether that Disney likely owns the rights to.
At any rate, we’ve been blessed by a healthy internet connection largely to to our connection with our dark lord and savior, Satan. If you’ve been paying attention, we’ve been doing a particular amount of hailing to Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, and as such he promptly responded to my text asking for server help and used his evil ways to penetrate the otherwise saintly hosting service industry and restore to working form. Of course, our souls will be the price for this quick IT fix, but at least all you freaks can watch not one but TWO amazing free movies by some of the best in the internet.
The new GPSY Feelin’ movie, Moonshine, has all the buckwild and fearless shredding of Leo T. & the gang, but some seriously complicated and badass urban along with a big step up in production quality and an original soundtrack from some French DJ that is actually pretty sweet. All in all, one of the best movies our audience should hope to see this year for free.
Another highly anticipated free release is the new La Familia movie, So It Begins…, which was filmed and thrown together on Final Cut by none other than Ahmet, Hornbeck, Giray, and the rest of the La Fa familia. There’s even appearance by Meth Babies talent Jaron Stadler and cameos by the Bom Bom of Babylon himself, Tanner Hall. No budget, no rules, and no tight pants, so about a third of you should be really stoked on that.