First up we got Moscow’s Life Steeze Media crew with “My World.” They’re like a Russian 4bi9, except we are afforded the luxury of not having to listen to them say anything stupid in English. And damn, I’m gonna have to squeeze a pow trip in to Sochi before the Olympics hit and the lift tickets go up to $160. You also might recognize a few of the Moscow spots from the Level 1 segment with Ahmet and that Tom guy… I can’t remember his last name.

Then we got Neli Picture’s “Cold Passion.” These guys are Finnish, and have some remarkably bad tastes in music. But, as expected, they’re also really good at skiing. At this point, I’m not sure anyone in Scandinavia sucks at skiing park. There are some pretty cool spots jibbed, but unfortunately every segment is mostly just the next guy skiing the same spots the last guy jibbed. And for some reason these guys aren’t as obsessed with gratuitous headphone usage as the Russians are. Probably because the music they listen to is so horrible. At least the second song is.

For those of you monitoring our work for shit-talking forums on NS, I’ve officially given harsher criticism to the crew with the tighter pants in this post. Please keep that in mind when accusing us of being hispter-loving tight-pants-only club for sad emo losers.