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Newschoolers Gets Miffed

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Nothing like an 18th-century political cartoon as a metaphor for the current drama on the ski internet.

Last week we posted a self-congratulatory item when we discovered that one of the chief authors of the ESPN Freeskiing blog, the curiously anonymous ESPN Freeskiing (Megan Michelson?), posted a web story doling out awards to their favorite freeski websites.  Newschoolers, one of freeskiing’s two most robust online communities (along with the TGR forums for bitter crusty old dudes), was not mentioned for its strength of content or community, but rather was awarded a measly second place for “Best Humor Site” behind yours truly, BroBomb.com.

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Droppin Science (from 2004)

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scientistI’m sure none of you are reading this blog before poring over the NS forums with your cup of coffee or OJ or whatever it is you kids drink these days. So you are well aware that skiing’s version of the McCurry vs. McDonald’s  legal battle is about to go DOWN! If you somehow missed that thread, it states that Warren Miller Entertainment (a soulless entity run by Miller’s kid) is suing Level 1 Productions for using their intellectual property (i.e. Warren Miller’s voice). Now I never did make it to law school, but that seems like a rather ridiculous claim. Judging from the public opinion poll that is NS, most 15-year-old boys also agree that this be some buuuullshit. There are boycotts and hellstorms promised by every kid from Cali, to Minnesota, to the icy East. As a supporter of peaceful social action in any context, my instinct is to throw some wood on that fire and yell BURN BABY BURN, or more accurately- boycott baby boycott!

 BUT after careful consideration of the evidence before me- Do NOT boycott. In fact, go buy that Warren Miller movie that you have ignored every time you pass it in the Walmart DVD section. You see, boycotts don’t work in the skiing world. We are all too materialistic. When we’re told we shouldn’t buy something, we actually end up buying more than we would have before.

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Does it still take us two years?

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About a month back a snowboard blogger at YoBeat.com wrote a pretty damn clever article that included a top ten list detailing why “freeskiing” is lame. It was snarky, pretty funny, and not really that insulting at all. Well a bunch of NS’ers who apparently had their senses of humor removed at birth got on the site and did the worst possible thing…defended themselves against a joke. Let me explain something: once you start debating the points made in a satire, you’ve lost. Continue reading this entry »