We’ve posted some zany edits of The Bunch’s Max Smith before, namely one where he third-railslides, third-butters, and third-firecrackers his way down some doublekink stairset in Norway. Well it appears Max Hill isn’t the only dog in town who pre-softens his park skis by jumping on them between two sawhorses to get that perfect butter and nollie platform that makes anything but skiing rails a total disaster. We suppose this is the kind of Johnny Knoxville activity, like skiing without poles and skiing in denim jeans, that Bob Costas was thinking about when he compared Olympic slopestyle to Jackass. Stay tuned for our upcoming post, “Why Bob Costas Is Sochi’s Biggest Asshole.”
So many good full movies coming out this week, I don’t have time to watch them and write stupid captions. James Punchmaster, you’re welcome. As The Bunch explains:
“We’re just gonna let our man with the words, Hannes Tomani, explain this shit:
A season spent in places like, the deep forest in northern Sweden, sun-drenched California, Stockholm’s cold December streets and Oregon’s secret rope lifts with a bunch of skiers who have chosen their own path. Although their skiing might not fit your taste, dedicate half an hour to The Bunch and give them a chance to present their different state of minds presented as one. If you do not like what you see, it does not matter, The Bunch is not for everyone. In the same way that an untrained eye can not see the details, a person with lack of insight into skiing can’t understand skiing to its fullest. But if you put your mind in an abstract state and get ready to take in what was born when Liam Downey took a bunch of Swedish guys on a trip into the woods, you will increase the ability to understand the feeling that The Bunch conveys. Far out.
Looks like Sweden’s The Bunch crew went on spring break to every Scando’s favorite American holiday destination: Summit County! It’s like they don’t even know California and Utah exist. Too bad some local con artists sold them a shitty Suburban that didn’t work. Stupid tourists!